Leave fossil fuels for rocket ships

Have your cake and eat it too. PureMan prefers carrot.

Contrary to the advice given to Dustin Hoffman’s character in the 1967 film The Graduate, the future is not plastics. The future is renewable natural nature. The future is solar and blowhard wind-powered electricity. The future is your independence. PureMan is so independent—he cuts his own hair. Take that, Big Brother.

 

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